Sunday, June 15, 2008

Late Night

Here's the top ten reasons why I shouldn't watch late night TV (and why I love tivo).

1. Are there really lots of singles waiting to talk to me?

2. When did Trojan start making vibrators and how are they allowed to advertise them on TV?

3. Ice cream tastes better before you brush your teeth.

4. Viva Viagra!

5. Do male enhancement creams really work?

6. Wine does not make any of these commercials funnier, thought it does help with sleeping.

7. Why do commercials for "feminine products" always have to be so peppy?

8. Where is the closest Sonic - and do they have anything besides dumb people in their cars?

9. Ice cream and wine after midnight gives me heartburn.

10. David Letterman isn't as funny as he used to be.

Current Music: no music, just bad late night TV.


for a different kind of girl said...

OMG! I saw that Trojan commercial the other day, and hello, bad acting! Ha! And that lady letting them know where they can get one! Ha!

Lori said...

I guess I'm not missing much by going to bed at 10 every night then.
I remember when I used to have insomnia at 3am or so from working night shift, and I would get sucked into the infomercials. They were so convincing, I just knew I needed that magic bullet, or whatever else they were selling. Thankfully I was too lazy to get out of bed and get my credit card (most nights).

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